I'm so hard (on the Mohs scale)

Also, just so everyone knows, if you have a tag blocker/blacklist/whitelist thing, I try to tag specific kinds of posts on here. If anyone needed the specific info, here it is:

  • Art - My own artwork.
  • Awww - Things I think are adorable/cute.
  • Delete later - Posts Iโ€™m probably going to delete soon.
  • Dieting - Talking about weight loss or food restriction.
  • Food -ย Food.
  • Ignore me - Me being overly cringe.
  • Important - Things I think are important, for whatever reason.
  • Oooh - Things I think are cool.
  • Personal Potatoesย - Posts I talk on, or make myself.
  • SJ Shit - Upsetting political/semi-political stuff that people usually donโ€™t want to see.
  • Venting - Posts where I get emotional.

I also try to tag fandoms with their main name and their acronym, although sometimes I scuff up and only do one or the other, so my main fandoms here are

  • SU/SUF - Steven Universe/Steven Universe Future
  • MJ - Michael Jackson
  • PPG - Powerpuff Girls

You can follow that pattern for just about anything Iโ€™m talking about, so if I start talking about like, Gravity Falls/GF, or Adventure Time/AT, you know what to do.

If I forgot anything, Iโ€™ll update this post as needed!

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My icon is one of my old guinea pigs; Reeses. Heโ€™s since passed away. </3

http://a-m-e-t-h-y-s-t-r-o-s-e.tumblr.com/archive

spyisaspy:

bringing back a classic

acidbathcat:

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seen at work

them-robutts:

OH FUCKING HELL CHUCK MANGIONE DIED

They found his remains in the toilet paper aisle of Megalomart

clementimetodie:

willowcrowned:

willowcrowned:

willowcrowned:

willowcrowned:

itโ€™s so important to me I show you my birthday cake this year

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the bakery forgot the s on shrimps so we added it on with a bit of apple

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the sequel

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finallyโ€ฆ the trilogy is complete

SHIMP

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Are you fucking kidding me

He died a DAY ago you goddamn ai ghouls

innerchildabortionclinic:

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baking vids like this make me die laughing every time like I know what will happen before the video finishes but itโ€™s just so funny to me

avioletmoonrise:

A text message that says: "Me when I drop my mortal enemy into a comically large vat of water filled with piranhas but I'm a good fish owner and didn't starve them so they don't eat the person", followed by an image of shocked PikachuALT

every now and then I am reminded to my great chagrin that my mother is funnier than I am